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From time to time a thought provoking bit arrives in the e-mail  or from other sources. 
Some of it is humorous but it all makes you think.

 

 

 

 
 "Praise the Lord!"
 

A short story with a message. A parable of our modern world.

 

Every morning the lady comes out onto her front porch and shouts
"Praise the Lord!".

Now the atheist yells back, "There is no God". Yet She does this
every morning with the same result. As time goes on the lady runs
into financial difficulties and has trouble buying food.

So she goes out onto the porch and asks God for help with groceries, then says "Praise the Lord".

The next morning she goes out onto the porch and there's the groceries she'd asked for, and, of course she says "Praise the Lord". The atheist jumps out from behind a bush and says, "Ha, I bought those groceries - there is no God".

The lady looks at him, smiles and shouts "Praise the Lord, not only
did You provide for me Lord, You made Satan pay for it!"

 
 

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