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Julie Billiart Parish7399 West 159th St. Tinley Park, IL 60477-1398 - 708 429 6767
St
Julie Billiart Parish
7399
West 159th St. Tinley Park, IL 60477-1398 -
708 429 6767
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Noah: |
"Raindrops
Keep Falling on My
Head" |
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Adam
and Eve: |
"Strangers in Paradise" |
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Lazarus: |
"The
Second Time Around" |
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Esther: |
"I Feel Pretty" |
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Job: |
"I've
Got a Right to Sing the
Blues" |
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Moses: |
"The Wanderer" |
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Jezebel: |
"The
Lady is a Tramp" |
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Samson: |
"Hair" |
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Salome: |
"I Could Have Danced All Night" |
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Daniel: |
"The
Lion Sleeps Tonight" |
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Joshua: |
"Good
Vibrations" |
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Peter: |
"I'm Sorry" |
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Esau:
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"Born
To Be Wild" |
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Jeremiah: |
"Take
This Job and Shove
It" |
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Shadrach,
Meshach, and Abednego: |
"Great Balls of Fire!" |
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The
Three Kings: |
"When
You Wish Upon a Star" |
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Jonah: |
"Got
a Whale of a Tale" |
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Elijah:
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"Up,
Up, and Away" |
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Methuselah: |
"Stayin'
Alive" |
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Nebuchadnezzar: |
"Crazy" |
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Or,
how about
Paul: |
"Jail
House Rock" |
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These are definite groaners- Smiles from the Bible... Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth? A. Ruthless. Q. What do they call pastors in Germany? A. German Shepherds. Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation. Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible? A Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet. Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord. Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? A. Samson He brought the house down. Q What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden? A. Your mother ate us out of house and home. Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible? A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once. Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible? A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep. Q. Which Bible character had no parents? A. Joshua, son of Nun. Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark? A. Because Noah was standing on the deck. (Groan...) PS... Did you know it's a sin for a woman to make coffee? Yup, it's in the Bible. It says . . . "He-brews" |
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