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What I learned from Noah’s Ark
 

A short story with a message. A parable of our modern world.

1. Don’t miss the boat.

2. Don’t forget that we’re all in the same boat.

3. Plan ahead. It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.

4. Stay fit. When you’re 600 years old, someone might ask you to do something REALLY big.

5. Don’t listen to critics, just do what has to be done.

6. Build your future on high ground.

7. For safety’s sake, travel in pairs.

8. Two heads are better than one.

9. When you’re stressed, float a while.

10. Remember that the woodpeckers inside are a larger threat than the storm outside.

11. No matter the storm, when God is with you, there’s a rainbow waiting.
 

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