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The Christian Thing To Do  

A short story with a message. A parable of our modern world.

 A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger standing in a pouring down rain is asking for a push. 
 
 "Not a chance" says the husband -- "It's three o'clock in the morning!"
 
 He slams the door and returns to bed. 
 "Who was it?" asks his wife. 
 
 "Just a drunken stranger asking for a push" he answers.
 
 "Did you help him?" she asks.
 
 "NO, I didn't -- it's three in the morning and raining out!"
 
 "Well, you've got a short memory" says his wife. "Can't you  remember about three months ago when we broke down on vacation and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him." 
 
The man does as he is told and gets dressed and goes out into the  pounding rain and calls out into the dark. "Hello -- are you still there?"  
 
 "Yes," comes the answer.
 
 "Do you still want a push?" calls out the husband.
 
 "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
 
 "Where are you?" asks the husband.
 
 "Over here on the swing" the drunk replies.
 

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