Humor with
a Message
Or sometimes ...Just a Message ... or just
humor
From time to time a
thought provoking bit arrives in the
e-mail or from other sources.
Some of
it is humorous but it all makes you think.
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CHURCH MARQUEE SIGNS
Many churches
use inventive phrases on signs posted at
their entrances to attract visitors or just
make the passing motorist think. Here are
some of them.
"The best vitamin for a Christian is B1"
"Under same management for over 2000
years"
"Soul food served here"
"Tithe if you love Jesus! Anyone can
honk!"
"You can give without loving but you cannot
love without giving"
"Beat the Christmas rush, come to church
this Sunday!"
"Don't wait for the hearse to take you to
church"
"We should be more concerned with the Rock
Of Ages, instead of the age of rocks"
"Reputation is what people think about you.
Character is what people know you are"
"Don't give up. Moses was once a basket
case!" ****
"Come early for a good Back-seat"
"Life has many choices, Eternity has two.
What's yours?"
"Worry is interest paid on trouble before
it is due"
"A man's character is like a fence. It
cannot be strengthened by
whitewash"
"Wal-Mart isn't the only saving place!"
"Preach the gospel at all times. Use words
if necessary"
"Delay is preferable to error"
"Prevent truth decay. Brush up on your
Bible"
"It's hard to stumble when you're down on
your knees"
"What part of "THOU SHALT NOT" don't you
understand?"
"A clear
conscience makes a soft pillow"
"The wages of sin is death. Repent before
payday"
"Never give the devil a ride. He will
always want to drive"
"Can't sleep? Try counting your blessings"
"Forbidden fruit creates many jams"
"Christians, keep the faith... But not from
others!"
"Satan subtracts and divides. God
multiplies and multiplies" :-)
"If you do not want to reap the fruits of
sin stay out of the devil's orchard"
"May is God's apology for February"
"To belittle is to be little"
"Don't let the littleness in others bring
out the littleness in you"
"God answers kneemail"
"Try Jesus. If you don't like Him, the
devil will always take you back"
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Tinley Park, Il, USA
www.stjulie.org
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